Have you ever walked out of an hour long shower feeling like you’ve missed a spot around the belly area you spilled ketchup on during lunch with Fat Suzie? - I don’t blame you.

I have noticed while showering, the areas we spent most of our time scrubbing aren’t the necessary areas that require the extra attention. For the most of us, we spend an awful large amount of time scrubbing the mid-chest area, leaving out the more important areas like say, the feet. Well, nobody really has alot of dirt there. (Look, if you’re from construction and going bare is the way to win the boys - I hear you, man!)

Let’s face it: we scrub there because it’s easy. Convenient. By doing that, we feel the chances of at least, a headjob, from the girlfriend (in Carson Kressley’s case, boyfriend) increases tonight because we actually did some serious scrubbing in the shower. There goes thirty minutes of needless scrubbing.

Your feet, which deserved more attention, on the other hand, gets nothing. Admit it. Please. They haven’t been scrubbed since disco died. It’s just too far down, you thought. It just ain’t worth the effort. Hey, it’s dripped clean!

Ironically some areas do get the extra attention, not because they’re that convenient; it’s just pleasurable cleaning them.