Have you ever got busted for drink-driving? The cops insisted that you were a wee bit over the limit and refused to let you go, didn’t he? That bastard.

Worry not, dawg. I hear you.

If you’re gonna argue your way out of an underpaid cop that night, you need to get the answer to this question right:

What is worse than drink-driving?

Simple.
1. Drinking;
2. Driving.

In Britain itself, there were 33000 cases of fatal accidents on the road due to vehicle failures and driver incompetence; 25000 for alcohol-related deaths (e.g. alcohol poisoning, liver failure due to chronic drinking). And only 500 cases for drink-driving.

Hence what are the chances of you dying tonight because your car blew up?

So, drink up. Drive. If you’re unlucky, die happy.