You know what bugs me?

Women can see breasts anytime they want. All they have to do is look down. And there it is! Don’t get me started on multiple orgasms.

… and men envy that.

So please, stop wondering why men are born bastards. Cheating is the mother of all good things. Because cheating works. Cheating makes sex feel so good.

… and we love breasts. Chicken breasts, that is.