Why Are Kids Immune To C-virus?

August 21st, 2006 at 11:15 am
by Dee

I love the C-virus. Do you?

If you have not learned to embrace the C-virus, you’re either way pass 30 or you haven’t had enough sex. Whichever one it is, I am sorry for you.

Change happens everyday, whether we choose to accept it or not. Whether you like it or not. Even if you were caught in the moment of last night’s tragedy with a MILF, who was really a ManILF, the world was (and is) still evolving. Maybe not around you. But what does Mr. Bush have to say about that?

You know, it just struck me this morning while I was on my way to work. Kids these days are adept at accepting changes more than I am. The only consolation I have is that I am learning new things holy-mother-of-crap faster than People of my company’s CEO’s age. I feel good when my bosses consult me on certain matters on current evolving technology. The constant nodding they give me tells me that they are only grasping 10% of what I’m saying (meaning, they need me here), which sometimes makes me feel I’m just wasting my time. But in return, I get the respect for having knowledge in today’s technology era - the era where changes just happen in a blink of an eye.

The People take pride in seeing these changes over the span of fifty years - an example would have to be the minifying structure of a personal computer with the ability to do much more than just calculating what 10110101112+563110¼ in 22.163 hours. Fifty years… that’s like waiting for the second Ice Age to arrive! The Kids are seeing all that happening in merely five months. Well, it took me almost ten years to witness the change.

So what?! The Kids are still in school.

[Dee’s Theorem of Change]
Mathematically speaking, the amount of time required to accept a current change is proportional to the amount of time a change occur over the definite span of a human’s life years.

 

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